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Terms of service

TERMS OF SERVICE

OVERVIEW

This website is operated by FILTHY FOOTLONG™. Throughout the site, the terms “we”, “us”, and “our” refer to FILTHY FOOTLONG™. FILTHY FOOTLONG™ offers this website, including all information, tools, and services available from this site to you, the user, conditioned upon your acceptance of all terms, conditions, policies, and notices stated here.

By visiting our site and/or purchasing something from us, you engage in our “Service” and agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions (“Terms of Service”, “Terms”), including any additional terms and policies referenced herein and/or available by hyperlink. These Terms apply to all users of the site, including without limitation browsers, customers, merchants, and contributors of content.

Please read these Terms carefully before accessing or using our website. By accessing or using any part of the site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you may not access the website or use any services.

Any new features or tools added to the current store shall also be subject to these Terms. We reserve the right to update, change, or replace any part of these Terms by posting updates to our website. Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of those changes.

Our store is hosted on Shopify Inc., which provides us with the online e-commerce platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you.


SECTION 1 – ONLINE STORE TERMS

By agreeing to these Terms, you confirm that you are at least the age of majority in your place of residence or that you have given consent for any minor dependents to use this site.

You may not use our products or services for any illegal or unauthorised purpose, nor may you violate any applicable laws, including intellectual property laws.

You must not transmit viruses, malware, or destructive code. A breach of these Terms may result in immediate termination of your access to the Service.


SECTION 2 – GENERAL CONDITIONS

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time.

Your content (excluding payment information) may be transferred unencrypted across networks. Credit card information is always encrypted during transfer.

You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell, or exploit any portion of the Service without express written permission from FILTHY FOOTLONG™.

Headings are included for convenience only and do not affect interpretation.


SECTION 3 – ACCURACY, COMPLETENESS & TIMELINESS

We are not responsible if information on this site is inaccurate, incomplete, or out of date. Content is provided for general information only and should not be relied upon as the sole basis for decision-making.

We reserve the right to modify site content at any time without obligation to update information.


SECTION 4 – MODIFICATIONS TO SERVICE & PRICES

Prices are subject to change without notice.

We reserve the right to modify or discontinue the Service at any time without notice. We shall not be liable for any modification, price change, suspension, or discontinuance.


SECTION 5 – PRODUCTS & SERVICES

Certain products may be available exclusively online and in limited quantities. Returns and exchanges are subject to our Refund Policy.

We have made every effort to display products accurately but cannot guarantee display accuracy on all devices.

We reserve the right to limit sales, quantities, or discontinue products at any time without notice.


SECTION 6 – PRODUCT INTENT & CONSUMPTION EXPECTATIONS

Products offered by FILTHY FOOTLONG™ are designed as large portion, indulgent treats intended for enjoyment, sharing, or multiple servings.

Our products are not intended to cause distress, upset, or harm. Customers acknowledge that individual tolerance, dietary preferences, and consumption choices vary, and agree to consume our products responsibly and in accordance with their own needs and circumstances.

FILTHY FOOTLONG™ does not accept responsibility for discomfort, dissatisfaction, or personal reactions arising from overconsumption or use beyond the product’s intended purpose.


SECTION 7 – ALLERGEN & FOOD SAFETY INFORMATION

Our products are prepared in an environment that handles common allergens including, but not limited to, milk, eggs, wheat, gluten, soy, peanuts, tree nuts, and sulphites.

While reasonable precautions are taken, FILTHY FOOTLONG™ cannot guarantee that products are free from traces of allergens. Customers are responsible for reviewing allergen information prior to ordering.


SECTION 8 – DISPATCH, DELIVERY & STORAGE

Dispatch times are estimates only and not guaranteed.

Once an order has been dispatched, responsibility for delivery transfers to the customer. FILTHY FOOTLONG™ is not responsible for delays, damage, or loss caused by courier services, weather conditions, or circumstances beyond our control.

Products may be affected by temperature during transit. Customers are responsible for following any storage instructions provided upon delivery.


SECTION 9 – BILLING & ACCOUNT INFORMATION

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders at our discretion.

You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete billing and account information and to update it promptly.


SECTION 10 – OPTIONAL TOOLS

We may provide access to third-party tools “as is” and “as available” without warranties or endorsements. Use of such tools is at your own risk.


SECTION 11 – THIRD-PARTY LINKS

We are not responsible for third-party content, websites, or transactions. Complaints regarding third-party products should be directed to the relevant provider.


SECTION 12 – USER COMMENTS & SUBMISSIONS

Any comments, feedback, or submissions you provide may be used by FILTHY FOOTLONG™ without restriction. We are under no obligation to maintain confidentiality or provide compensation.

You agree your submissions will not violate third-party rights or contain unlawful, abusive, or harmful material.


SECTION 13 – CUSTOMER-UPLOADED DIGITAL CONTENT & QR CODE SERVICES

Certain products or services offered by FILTHY FOOTLONG™ allow customers to upload digital content, including videos, audio recordings, voice notes, or other media files (“User Content”) from a device of their choosing.

By uploading User Content, you confirm that:

  • You own or have full legal rights and permission to upload and share the content
  • The content does not infringe any intellectual property, privacy, or other third-party rights
  • The content does not contain unlawful, abusive, defamatory, obscene, sexually explicit, or otherwise objectionable material

User Content is uploaded solely for the purpose of generating a QR code that enables the intended recipient to access the content.

Download Responsibility

Customers are strongly advised to download and retain their own copy of any uploaded User Content. FILTHY FOOTLONG™ does not provide long-term storage or retrieval services.

Storage, Retention & Deletion

All User Content is stored temporarily for a maximum of 30 days from the selected delivery date and is then automatically and permanently deleted in accordance with GDPR and data protection requirements. Once deleted, content cannot be recovered.

Paid Services & No Refunds

Where a fee is charged for QR code creation or related digital services, the service is fulfilled upon delivery of the QR code. No refunds will be issued following lawful deletion of User Content after the 30-day retention period.

Access & QR Code Use

Responsibility for QR code sharing and access rests entirely with the customer. FILTHY FOOTLONG™ is not responsible for unauthorised access, misuse, device compatibility, or third-party scanning applications.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, FILTHY FOOTLONG™ shall not be liable for loss of access following lawful deletion, unauthorised access, or third-party technical failures.


SECTION 14 – PERSONAL INFORMATION

Your submission of personal information is governed by our Privacy Policy.


SECTION 15 – ERRORS & OMISSIONS

We reserve the right to correct errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to cancel orders if information is inaccurate, without prior notice.


SECTION 16 – PROHIBITED USES

You are prohibited from using this site or its content for unlawful purposes, infringing intellectual property rights, transmitting malware, harvesting data, or interfering with site security.


SECTION 17 – INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY & THIRD-PARTY TRADEMARKS

FILTHY FOOTLONG™, including all trademarks, slogans, product names, packaging designs, imagery, and written content, is protected intellectual property. Unauthorised use or imitation is strictly prohibited.

Any third-party trademarks, brand names, or product names referenced on this website, including those used to describe flavours, ingredients, or product characteristics (such as chocolate brands or biscuit names), are the property of their respective owners.
Such references are used for descriptive purposes only and do not imply any affiliation, endorsement, or sponsorship by the trademark owners.


SECTION 18 – DISCLAIMER & LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

All services and products are provided “as is” and “as available”.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, FILTHY FOOTLONG™ shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from use of the Service or products.


SECTION 19 – INDEMNIFICATION

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless FILTHY FOOTLONG™ from any claims arising from your breach of these Terms or violation of any law or third-party rights.


SECTION 20 – FORCE MAJEURE

We shall not be liable for failure or delay caused by events beyond our reasonable control.


SECTION 21 – TERMINATION

These Terms remain effective unless terminated by you or us. We may terminate access without notice if you breach these Terms.


SECTION 22 – ENTIRE AGREEMENT

These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and FILTHY FOOTLONG™.


SECTION 23 – GOVERNING LAW

These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United Kingdom.


SECTION 24 – CHANGES TO TERMS

We reserve the right to update these Terms at any time. Continued use of the website constitutes acceptance of those changes.


SECTION 25 – CONTACT INFORMATION

Questions about these Terms should be sent to: orders@filthyfootlong.


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